The Defaulter Dream
Being an engineering student doesn't mean you have no relation with the diminished field of medicine. There are a lot of medical conditions which tend to hamper the engineering field.👐👐
One such atmospheric condition is found in a beloved, friendly, picturesque and cosmopolitan place in its own way known as " My Department". Another nick name with which it is fondly referred as is " Mechanical". Sounds sweet, right...??❤
Mechanical Dept of Engineering is regarded as the most sorted branch in the field of engineering (maybe the greatest irony I have ever heard) and has the maximum percentage of success (fact accepted by everyone except a mechanical engineer).
Now if this fact is not accepted by a mechanical engineer, the logical question to be raised is, "WHY..?"😎
There are lot of factors which can politely answer to this "WHY". One of them being the disease known as "DEFAULTRIC MANIA". Yeah... even we have some medical conditions like this disease.
Having witnessed this disease from last 2 years, I thought, why not to create a vaccinating awareness about this deadly disease. Although, I am pretty sure about the epidemic outbreak of this to other departments. 🙊🙊🙊
"Defaultric Mania" is usually observed in academically invisible students, however, the outbreak of this disease is mainly in the "College fests" season. There are a lot of prodromes to diagnose whether a student is suffering from this disease or not.
The most easy one is to hunt down your name on the notice board for the maniac list, provided, the department is sweet enough to declare the patients itself.💥💥
Then comes the basic symptoms for the disease on department level:-
1)Not allowed in practical as well as lecture halls so as to avoid spreading it to healthy students.⚡
2)Declaration as untouchables, and below dept. acceptance limit where the patient will be indicted.
3)Spreading the awareness to the patient's house in form of letter of polite phone calls.⚡
4)Not applicable for submissions, orals as well as to roam in the arena.
This disease is found in three stages just like diseases like, cancer, schizophrenia as well as Parkinson's disease.
1)Subject Teacher level (1st stage with survival chances- 85%)😰😰
2)Class Teacher level or TG level (2nd stage with survival chances- 50%)😢😢
3)HOD level (3rd stage with confirmation of death)😭😭💣
Having a strong experience of this disease and suffering from this for a number of times, I ought to study this disease in detail as well as to spread awareness. Mental effects of this disease are humungous in it's own way. You will be observed like an untouchable or below poverty line person in your departments dealing with hundreds of taunts everyday in for my medicine doses as well as you will be indicted to a whole new level.
Finally coming to the curing methods of this disease. Now, before quoting me on this section, these methods may not work every time which may declare the disclaimer to try at your own risk.
1) Basic medicine named "MASKA" which may be given 2 to 3 doses at a time to the concerned teacher. 2 doses each at morning and evening as well as an additional dose during lunch break in the staff room depending upon the mood of the teacher.😎💪
2) Checking of submissions when the teacher is in a hurry may reduce the complications of this disease.😇
Main cures are basically, writing down assignments which may depend on the intensity of the disease, signing the defaulter prescription letter by parents and fulfilling other formalities of department hospital.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a dream to create a "DEFAULTER FREE INDIA"🚧 by eliminating this disease with the only prevention prescribed for this is to BE VISIBLE in classes. Join this campaign to help the victims at a large extent as it is affecting the future creators. Lets come together in this mission and aim for the betterment of country.😈😈😈
Stay happy, Be safe and don't forget to be above the 50% defaulter poverty line.🔥⚠
_- DR. Kalpesh Dapurkar (Mech MBBS, Defaultric Expert) 😃😃
One such atmospheric condition is found in a beloved, friendly, picturesque and cosmopolitan place in its own way known as " My Department". Another nick name with which it is fondly referred as is " Mechanical". Sounds sweet, right...??❤
Mechanical Dept of Engineering is regarded as the most sorted branch in the field of engineering (maybe the greatest irony I have ever heard) and has the maximum percentage of success (fact accepted by everyone except a mechanical engineer).
Now if this fact is not accepted by a mechanical engineer, the logical question to be raised is, "WHY..?"😎
There are lot of factors which can politely answer to this "WHY". One of them being the disease known as "DEFAULTRIC MANIA". Yeah... even we have some medical conditions like this disease.
Having witnessed this disease from last 2 years, I thought, why not to create a vaccinating awareness about this deadly disease. Although, I am pretty sure about the epidemic outbreak of this to other departments. 🙊🙊🙊
"Defaultric Mania" is usually observed in academically invisible students, however, the outbreak of this disease is mainly in the "College fests" season. There are a lot of prodromes to diagnose whether a student is suffering from this disease or not.
The most easy one is to hunt down your name on the notice board for the maniac list, provided, the department is sweet enough to declare the patients itself.💥💥
Then comes the basic symptoms for the disease on department level:-
1)Not allowed in practical as well as lecture halls so as to avoid spreading it to healthy students.⚡
2)Declaration as untouchables, and below dept. acceptance limit where the patient will be indicted.
3)Spreading the awareness to the patient's house in form of letter of polite phone calls.⚡
4)Not applicable for submissions, orals as well as to roam in the arena.
This disease is found in three stages just like diseases like, cancer, schizophrenia as well as Parkinson's disease.
1)Subject Teacher level (1st stage with survival chances- 85%)😰😰
2)Class Teacher level or TG level (2nd stage with survival chances- 50%)😢😢
3)HOD level (3rd stage with confirmation of death)😭😭💣
Having a strong experience of this disease and suffering from this for a number of times, I ought to study this disease in detail as well as to spread awareness. Mental effects of this disease are humungous in it's own way. You will be observed like an untouchable or below poverty line person in your departments dealing with hundreds of taunts everyday in for my medicine doses as well as you will be indicted to a whole new level.
Finally coming to the curing methods of this disease. Now, before quoting me on this section, these methods may not work every time which may declare the disclaimer to try at your own risk.
1) Basic medicine named "MASKA" which may be given 2 to 3 doses at a time to the concerned teacher. 2 doses each at morning and evening as well as an additional dose during lunch break in the staff room depending upon the mood of the teacher.😎💪
2) Checking of submissions when the teacher is in a hurry may reduce the complications of this disease.😇
Main cures are basically, writing down assignments which may depend on the intensity of the disease, signing the defaulter prescription letter by parents and fulfilling other formalities of department hospital.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a dream to create a "DEFAULTER FREE INDIA"🚧 by eliminating this disease with the only prevention prescribed for this is to BE VISIBLE in classes. Join this campaign to help the victims at a large extent as it is affecting the future creators. Lets come together in this mission and aim for the betterment of country.😈😈😈
Stay happy, Be safe and don't forget to be above the 50% defaulter poverty line.🔥⚠
_- DR. Kalpesh Dapurkar (Mech MBBS, Defaultric Expert) 😃😃
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